Today’s Dave Barry
I have this Dave Barry calander thingy that has a clip from him every day of the year. This was todays words of wisdom, and I am totally fealin’ it:
Is my weight training working? Consider this: After just one week of lifting, I can no longer move my arms. I feel as though oxen have been clog-dancing on my upper body. I have to brush my teeth by holding the toothbrush still and moving my head up and down.
The problem is that weights—follow me closely—are heavy. When you lift them, your muscles hurt, which is your body’s way of telling you: “Stop lifting weights, moron!”
What a great way of putting it. I took my time more working out Saturday and today, and my whole upper body is limp. The big breakfasts rock though. Gotta have lots of protein, so this morning I had two sausage and egg biscuits, and a bagel. Pretty good compaired to my usual fair: de nada.
