Happy Birthday Pay-Fraud
Today is Alex Rodriguez 31st birthday. Yes, believe it or not one more player on the New York Yankees is aging uncontrolably. Oh yeah, and arod, for your birthday you dont have to play any baseball today! Woo Hoo, that means no boos from all your fans at Yankee Stadium until TOMORROW! May you live many years and may the Yankees still be massively overpaying you to play crappy 3B when you are 57 years old.
Pay-fraud: leading every player in the American League in one catagory (errors!)