John Kerry’s accomidation needs
Last week all of the major news sources came out with articles that reference Dick Chaney’s hotel demands. The headlines looked like this: “Dick Cheney’s hotel demands exposed by website” and “Dick Cheney’s ‘real’ hotel demands revealed” and “Site reveals Cheney’s hotel room requirements” as if Cheney has been exposed to be some pampered Jennifer Lopez that wretches at hotel employees and has a list of requirements the length of your arm. However Cheney’s list is not long and most of the demands could be easily met by your average hotel. You can read the original article on the left wing site here.
Well to be fair the site that originally posted Cheney’s requirements has also posted John and Teresa Kerry’s requirements here. Their list is actually 4 pages long and it is extremely picky. The amazing thing is that I have yet to see any stories run on this in any of the major news sources which previously reported Cheney’s demands. The few papers that do report it have headlines like “John Kerry Hates Celery!” As if to say “hey he is just an ordinary guy like us” riiiiight.
Could the lack of coverage on Kerry’s demands be because they are not as news worthy? If you compare the two lists, Kerry’s is much more remarkable, and I am sure that people would be much more entertained by it. Maybe it is that the media is two faced and takes every opportunity it can to paint a bad picture of the President and his staff. I hope you enjoy reading both sides of the story and getting a small insight into the personal lives of these men. Oh yeah, and remember to “veer away from heavy sauces” because “these things make JK very happy.”

